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Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

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On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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I hope he doesn't take this literally and start putting hormones in your coffee.

#3 - On 07/01/2013 at 10:08am by NoorFML

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Should've asked your mum ," why did you buy the pig if you could get the sausage for free?"

Congratulations on the engagement though ^~^

#8 - On 07/01/2013 at 10:12am by ItsAnanya

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