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By Gracie-Ann - / Monday 1 July 2013 06:38 / United States - Portland
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By  perdix  |  29

#7, it was a barnyard reference. The dad was horsing around by being a pig. Hopefully, the OP ducked the question and won't chicken out on the proposal -- that'd be bull! See how that works? Now, you give it a try. . .

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By  little_one  |  20

Your dad sounds like an "ass"

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  Queensland  |  27

I don't get it.

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  perdix  |  29

#7, it was a barnyard reference. The dad was horsing around by being a pig. Hopefully, the OP ducked the question and won't chicken out on the proposal -- that'd be bull! See how that works? Now, you give it a try. . .

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  Enslaved  |  36

Because the bull is horny!

By  stanjohnson  |  11

Hopefully he was joking. Crude and off the mark if he was, but hopefully.

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

What an udderly heartless and insensitive thing to say! If your dad was calf the man that he should be, he would've either let him down cheesy or given him his blessing. I think you should have a long talk with your dad about this, but try not to (milk)shake things up too much.

By  perdix  |  29

He's just trying to weasel out of the tradition of paying for the wedding. (Play your cards right and he'll buy you a new car if you promise to elope with "the cow.")

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  perdix  |  29

#13, OK, I meant the fiance ought to extract a sizable bribe from the father to get him out of the expense and the hassle of putting on a big wedding.

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