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Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

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Glad you dumped his ass.

#1 - On 06/25/2013 at 2:37am by LeonKennedy45

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That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

#3 - On 06/25/2013 at 2:38am by coried91

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