Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
I love that for you
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
QR code madness
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
You ******* idiot
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
Wizardo 33
Hope he gets taken out by a bludger or two...
Iceman225 11
Tell him be won't be able to lick it
sulitak 27
me too. and hopefully she can find a friend to go and have an awesome time with :)
horrorchick 18
Also glad she dumped the ass
tygerarmy 35
Good job dumping him OP! Which one of you is afraid of flying? If it's you bring a friend. If it's him I don't know if it is funny or sad that he will be spending his time pretending to fly
SweetasCandy0609 28
#31 what in the world is your comment suppose to mean? it makes absolutely no sense.
CocaColaPepsi 13
I think #31 means, "tell him he won't be able to lick it" as in (as the FML states) "her fat ass in a bikini"
depocadoll 15
@TygerarmyWhat... Are you talking about..? OP, sounds like he's an idiot, ad you're better off making it a girls trip! Maybe you'll meet a guy who can appreciate your voluptuous booty , and is actually worth your time! (; gl!
tygerarmy 35
The OP's user name- by afraid of flying too
vegeta77 4
When did she say she dumped him? Some people can't read I think.
TayonaC 10
why didn't you go with a friend or something? that'd be a good way to get your mind off your ex and relax.
SierraCheyenne 8
"My now ex..." Who can't read, now?
vegeta77 4
Sounds like he dumped her. Who can't read now?
AppleBonkers 13
I think tigerarmy was referring to the op's name
savannahmckay15 14
OUCH be happy he's gone!
thatkidhesh 11
what a moron. curvy girls any day. and a vacation with my gf over quidditch any day too. If I wanted to see bones I'd go to a museum. have fun on your trip OP!
savannahmckay15 14
No it's not, we shouldn't make fun of anyone for anything but that's not the way society works.
thatkidhesh 11
81 personal choice is not an insult. calling someone a 'fat ass' is an insult.
girlbye23 15
Theres a difference between skinny and almost a skeleton.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I don't think that #81 was trying to insult anyone he was just stating what he prefers in women.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
xAttackAttackx 25
...and he breaks his arm. Then Professor Lockhart is there, and he uses the bad spell. Then he ends up in the emergency room without a single drop of the bone growing pumpkin juice! That'll show him.
ItsDatPlatypus 6
#24 Or if they do have the bone growing pumpkin juice, at least that stuff is nasty.
Ali_Br_fml 33
And painful
MansonFTW 5
It's skelegrow not pumpkin juice. When Harry spits it out she says "what did you expect pumpkin juice?"
kristenmg21 10
I'm sorry to be that person here... But, #24, it wasn't pumpkin juice that grew Harry Potter's bones back. Madam Pomfrey actually said "What did you expect it to taste like, pumpkin juice?" It was just some Skele-Grow, and it tastes nasty...
xAttackAttackx 25
177 186- Sorry, my memory sucks...it's been a long time since I've seen the movie.
Kc1001 14
I hope she's there to put it on YouTube
spartangrl 6
196 maybe you should try reading the book
Sarah__917 14
Asshole!!!!
Dewoe 18
nothing is said about the hole, only about the ass and thats nice and big
CFwife 11
Maybe take one of your close friends or maybe a family member with you instead? Hope it works out for you in the end, OP! He sounds like he was a complete douchebag anyways!!
lennelleong 33
Look on the bright side - there are beaches in Jamaica too! :)
kurodansei 16
Depending on the airline, they may not let ger adjust the tickets.
pokemonchick14 12
Being a friend? Maybe he'd have ruined the vacation anyway. You're better off without him. (:
pokemonchick14 12
**Bring. ): missed my chance to edit.
littlemissgrace 15
Go without him! And if you think you look good in a bikini then wear it! His opinion isn't worth shit.
DyslexicPanda 12
7, I'm afraid there are far too many big women out there with that mentality, and it only serves to make everyone else throw up a little in our mouths. There is a difference between being confident and simply ignoring the facts. That said, it is unlikely that OP falls into the second category and should therefore be confident in how she looks.
Dthnte 15
People should be able to wear what they want, regardless of their size.
SuperDanielNL 23
I have to agree to some degree, but I've seen things...
MzZombicidal 36
If someone's comfortable with their body, let them be. Hell, even if they aren't. Don't be rude because you have a distorted idea of beauty.
Soloman212 28
With that logic streaking shouldn't be an issue. I know to some extent that's frowned upon because of the lack of shame rather than beauty, but it's gross when people don't dress their body type because of how much they reveal, that we simply don't want to see.
TheDrifter 23
People of Walmart. Some people just ignore reality to support their actions.
Corrupt_waffles 13
I agree with being confident but people should dress for their age/weight/self respect. "It doesn't mean that it's in your size that you should wear it." I adhere to this rule as well. I am thin but I don't wear the booty shorts that crawl up my vag just because it's my size. There is a difference between dressing confident and dressing like a slutbag/not wearing enough/wearing something way too tight. Just my two cents over here.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
64, if I want to dress like a "slutbag" I will. I choose what I put on my own body.
utohspaghettios 10
im surprised no one on here has said bring me lol
Sheh_fml 25
But not too many big men? If you think that should be a rule, at leats try being a little bit less sexist and shame the unattractive males too. People have no obligation to present themselves in a way YOU find pleasing. Stop pretending that you are somehow more important than others and that you have some right to be surrounded only by women you find attractive. You don't, but everyone actually do have the right to do whith their own body as they wish. That includes choosing one's own wardrobe, regardless of size.
Soloman212 28
Well men tend not to wear bikinis or shorts that reveal the whole thigh, so it's not sexism, it's simply not an issue worth addressing. And theirs a difference between people in my surrounds not being "attractive" and being downright immodest and disgusting. They're free to do it, sure, but we're free to complain and hate them for it. Our opinion is that they shouldn't do it, not that they lack the freedom to do so.
girlbye23 15
My thoughts exactly
Emily062611 6
I agree with you if you mean "immodest" as in showing parts no one should reveal. However, if you're saying that big people wearing the same type of clothing as skinny people is immodest, I think you're an idiot. If you don't like what you see, look at something else.
Octwo 16
If you'd ever seen a morbidly obese man in a speedo, you wouldn't consider it such a non-issue.
vegeta77 4
I hate that **** bag mentality. It's gross. I don't want to see your camel toe and your fat rolls. You should be considerate.
speckledots 29
I've seen many obese men walk around with no shirt on. I don't care about their legs when the entire upper part of their body is naked. Does everyone want to see that? No. But they have the right to wear or not wear whatever they choose. If you don't like it, look somewhere else.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
What an ass. Be glad you left him, OP.
Iceman225 11
ooh, good pun.
NeighSoulSister 6
33- What pun?
rg350dx 29
Tell him to Quidbitchin about his dumbass tournament and snitch up a real keeper to take with you on that trip.
drizzy11 18
Eh comment was okay. I thumbed up it
Pwn17 25
Do you leave a comment every time you thumb something up?
itsmichellebitch 16
Okay Pwn17 i have thumbed up your comment.
BlobfishUnite 14
I thumbed up your comment
BlobfishUnite 14
I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
_tequierodianna 14
I bet there will be a lot of guys that would think you look great in your bikini! fyl and you're better than that jerk, take someone close to you instead.