Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
by afraid of flying too / 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
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Glad you dumped his ass.
#1 - On 06/25/2013 at 2:37am by LeonKennedy45
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That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
#3 - On 06/25/2013 at 2:38am by coried91
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