Love: Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because...

By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:37

Glad you dumped his ass.

coried91 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:38

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 25 June 2013 11:46

I'd go if I were you. You still have the hotel booked right? Go and have fun and maybe get some holiday romance to forget that loser

pedinhuh 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:22

Why don't you get a friend to go with you instead of him??? And why have you bought plane tickets if you're afraid of flying(I'm assuming that she did it by reading her username)?????

kaitb1103 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:24

Well...that's terrible and uncalled for. However- his commitment to Quidditch is admirable. Just because its Quidditch.

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:24

You should be able to find a new guy to give you his Bludger on the beach. There are legit plumpa humpas and guys that will be temporary plumpa humpas for a free trip to Jamaica. Your boyfriend can stay home and be a beater while some golden snitch informs him that someone else is reaming you in the Caribbean ;)

enty6003 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:35

YDI for being fat.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:42

I'm torn, because on one hand fyl for dealing with this looser, but on the other hand I feel like you almost deserve it for not realizing he told you a various obvious lie when he said he's playing a made-up game from Harry Potter that requires him to fly around on a magic broomstick.

DrSo 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:38

Quidditch has been modified to be played on the ground...

DrSo 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:42

Quidditch has been modified to be played on the ground, so he probably wasn't lying about the game. (ran out of time to edit)

lolo717 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:44

Take me, OP!!! ;D

youknowimright 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:44

He didnt want to see his own fat ass in a bikini. Makes sense to me

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:58

make it a girls holiday by taking one of your friends or if you have one a sister that's what I do if a guy rather play a make believe game than be with a girl he's dating