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Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44959) - you deserved it (4854)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by talktothefacecausethehandswanking (woman) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.

#7 - On 06/22/2013 at 8:16pm by jamsie

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when you say rage wank i imagine a man furiously masturbating while making guttural whale mating calls. thank you for that.

#11 - On 06/22/2013 at 8:20pm by flockz

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