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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

samzap 6

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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Grand_Cookie 21

She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

184886837272837 32

Yes I agree, OP is lucky that this happened to him before she got his name tattooed on her forehead

Ololo_fml 16

sorry OP, but I laughed at the last part) anyway forget about this bitch, she doesn't desrve you)

warturtle 14

Stage 5 clinger.. Get out of there!

life_sucks225 13

who the **** celebrates dating for three weeks?

MDTeddy 13

I hate people who celebrate fake crap like that. 1 week... 3 weeks... 1 month...Why not just celebrate 365 days a year. -_-

KawaiiCupcake 14

Even if it's 3 week it's important... But braking up is to harsh!!

CelticSkye 13

Come on, OP, be honest. Do you REALLY want a GF that freaks out because you don't remember the three week anniversary? It sounds like she's a nut job and I'm thinking you got off easy.

samzap 6

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

Soloman212 28

porpoise* (In a toilet.)

bubble_burst 16

lucky you! it could've been worse... she could've forgiven you "this" time buy you would then have to remember and celebrate every hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and yearly anniversary of the smallest thing. like the two week anniversary of the first time you got her a gift or the three month anniversary of the first time she wore one of your t shirts...

drjohnnyboy 15

You clever son of a....

Murilirum 23

I couldn't stop laughing at that

mikepzz 27

Is that really an anniversary...?

golden_warrior 23

Only for crazy bitches!

soylentgreens 8

anniversary: derived from Latin anniversarius (adj.) "returning annually,"

lachy15 15

Well good thing you got rid of her quickly. She obviously has a mental disorder that should be checked out.

GNR93 14

Dodged a bullet by breaking up with her now, I'm sure she would have been much angrier if you missed your 5 months, 11 days, and 14 hours anniversary.

Jharrist89 12

Lol you're better off op!!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

So insensitive of you OP! I bet that you didn't even ask her to move in with you for the 2 week anniversary!

Chromax 8

Always keep the dates of your weekly anniversaries carved into your arm next to the lock of her hair held on by a rubber band.

Jemm_fml 29

Bullet: dodged.