Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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Top comments
BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
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Comments (152)
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
BRLHP 24
Are you telling OP or asking OP?
snufflebubble 13
It's a suggestion. Sometimes punctuated with a question mark. Please forgive me my grammatical flaws but you will find it to be relatively common in various forms of writing.
MoeT8979 8
STFU
BRLHP 24
Obviously, I was being a smart alec. Went right over your head.
MoeT8979 8
Just like the the person that made the original Snorlax JOKE, Buh every seems to have no sense of humor in here
BRLHP 24
Comment got deleted? Anyway I was being a smart alec, which went right over your head.
BRLHP 24
Troll mod unnecessarily deletes comments. (If I get banned for saying this then troll mod abuses power)
McNikk 15
How did you manage to write all this and still be the first comment?
lokiitababii69 19
#1: thats so ****** up & i hope ur boyfriend stood up for u and said something to him.... #2 if u have a good sense of humor and wanna let it roll of ur shoulders then u should b like well obviously he did catch me since we are together... nd #3 id say to him: i didnt know penises could talk, oh look a naked mole rat commented on my picture of play the pokemon card as well nd be like: i may be snorlax but at least im not garbodor (he literally is a pile of garbage... lol)
evilplatypus 38
98 - I don't know if this is what 1 did, but I've seen some people write quick, concise things like "I'm sorry" or "that suck", submit the comment, and then edit it with their full idea.
EpicSquishii 21
107- Oh I'm sure he'd have tucked himself sobbing hysterically into a corner at that rapier-sharp comeback. I'd hate to get into a pokémon themed fight with you.
snufflebubble 13
117- I don't really care that much to try and get first. What's the big deal anyway? I comment to give my opinion on FML's that I find interesting. :)
laxbro4769 6
Honestly I think this is extremely funny and I'm favoriting it haha
KyraJFoxx 14
That actually really sucks. That would make a very awkward introduction if ever came the time for you to meet your boyfriend friends and that particular one was there. But on the other hand -- I hope your boyfriend defended you. Sorry OP
Jaevwyn 17
Good god that first comment was so full of shit, so cliche for some FML posters, can people use their imaginations please -.-
Atheepic 4
what??
Talooka 10
Don't mind him, OP. That guy is just a hater :P
JenkJenks 6
Is he? Snorlax is persistent, difficult to catch, and desired (if you want to catch em all). Maybe this was actually a complement.
OptimusVader 23
OP should have replied that she was the one "playing the Poke Flute" in this relationship.
twaumat 28
maybe he's jealous that he didn't get the snorlax?
Notimetobleed 14
If everybody thinks you're fat, they're not haters. They're right.
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Gonna catch 'em all! POKEMON THEME SONG!!!
BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
BlueFlatts 20
That's something a Snorlax couldn't do.
Vidrill 22
You'll be much happier in life, if you learn to ignore this kind of people early on.
Dracoboxer357 35
4- I completely agree. My life improved greatly many years ago when I stopped caring about the opinions of people who clearly didn't care about me. ;P
MoeT8979 8
It's was a joke STFU
ardencred 7
Or if she loses 100lbs, whichever comes first
etishuman22 32
I've had some of my boyfriend's friends say less than desirable things about me, and I've had some of my own friends say less than desirable things about him. Needless to say, we don't associate with some of those people anymore and we're still together two years later. When it comes to being a relationship it really only matters what the people in the relationship thinks about each other and many outside opinions are going to be ignored. OP shouldn't worry about what her boyfriend's friend thinks. Be obviously thinks she is beautiful if he is with her.
etishuman22 32
Well my comment failed on so many levels. Ugh. I need to not type so fast.
Dracoboxer357 35
96/102- I thought your comment was nice and it showed me that both you and your boyfriend had your priorities in the right order. So don't beat yourself up over it, it was certainly better than advising Op to go lose 100 lbs. ;)
Doodleoodlebug 18
Good job it's not his friend dating you then huh?
r3xy1202 14
Maybe he's jealous that your boyfriend's spending time with you instead of him? It's still childish and inexcusable, however.
MoeT8979 8
It was a joke... Shut up
r3xy1202 14
A joke that OP was obviously offended by, if they posted an FML about it.
snufflebubble 13
Don't even bother reading #72's comment. He's written that phrase on almost all of the threads. I think it's the only thing he knows how to say... :/
lalala1896 6
Aw, I hope your boyfriend defended you... :)
rg350dx 29
At first glance I thought you said i hope he deFRIENDed you. I was thinkin damn, that's pretty harsh.
etishuman22 32
That's exactly what I thought as well. Damn Facebook generation....
snufflebubble 13
Irrelevant.
gracehi 31
A wild ass hole appears!
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Snorlax uses...... ah crap I don't remember any of his moves!
BRLHP 24
I'm going to guess Sleep.
BRLHP 24
I think he can also body slam, I'm not 100% sure about that.
RocketNinjaFish 12
39- yeah he can. I'd go with giga impact, though.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Ass hole used Taunt! It's super effective!
WrongRomance 11
Pokemon insults always hurt the most.