Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
Supahnova 14
Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.
littlemonster94 15
Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy
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littlemonster94 15
Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy
juliaannw 11
She can eat a banana
lilhellian 26
To prove she has no gag reflex?
AKGirlinSD 20
1, you're right on point. OP, next time, skip the ******* movie, show up wearing a sexy outfit under a sexy dress or attire. Sit him on the couch, tell him you've got a present for him, and take off your first layer of clothing. You'll have his full attention and he'll love your sexy outfit and initiative ;-).
thursday817 6
^ I can confirm that will most definitely get his attention. Source: I'm a straight male.
AKGirlinSD 20
^Why thank you! Another option is if the boyfriend comes over to his girlfriend's home and the girl is in a sexy outfit (and heels; always makes females sexier, in my opinion), all plans are put on hold because he can't resist. It's completely worth it; seeing his face light up like a kid in a candy store is the cherry on top.
joshiepo0 18
Unless he pops the cherry.
lilhellian 26
Hmm wether it's fyl or ydi depends on the part of the and what movie.. I would like more info!
ironic_legacy 9
God forbid it was Schindler's List or something like that
ironic_legacy 9
Or the part in Up where the old man's wife dies :(
Skinwalker131 5
67- Was that a Seinfeld reference?
bigdude1302 2
Soooooo I think you found the only guy in the world who doesn't like your advances! He didn't have to be so rude about it.
uhhSavage 22
Oh, so it's not okay when a guy expects sex, but it's okay when a girl does? That's what I got from this fml.
squideth 18
It's fine to refuse sex, but this fml is about the tactlessness of her boyfriend. Being rude is no way to treat a loved one.
sheerem 7
That's highly unusual to hear from a guy…
1217jonathan 15
I think that is a very stereotypical thing to say....
Googolman 29
Not only stereotypical, but offensive. It's just like saying that all guys would be lucky to have girlfriends, however this is not the case with girls. We're not your bitches. Get over it.
BigShOtz07 5
Sometimes guys just aren't in the mood for stuff like that. Yes believe it or not we don't always want to get physical
FightMyLiger 19
Sure, but he could've been a little less rude about it, yeah?
Hentai_fml 6
That wasn't that rude, yeah?
alycion 38
If talking through a movie is considered rude, why wouldn't op did be considered rude as well of the boyfriend wanted to watch the movie? Not saying he couldn't have been nicer about his reaction, but it sounds as of inconsiderations were going around from everyone.
toalysium 15
Exactly! If she wanted to get naked that's what she should have done the minute she walked in the door, not bring a movie.
FightMyLiger 19
So if she had come in the room having just baked a fresh apple pie and tried to feed him a bite, but he wasn't hungry... She's being inconsiderate? Should have baked it before she came over? You guys are ridiculous. Now I'm hungry.
Ambaayyy 8
Must be gay. Lol JK try something else, he was probably just into the movie :)
NeinKittenz 20
That must not have be a stupid comment. JK
NeinKittenz 20
That was the worst comment ever. Can I say I'm tired? I down voted my own.
Supahnova 14
Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.
LuckBeNimble 19
yes! for instance, I was watching a documentary about the Vietnam War the other day and while, according to my GF, I have an over-active libido I wouldn't exactly have wanted to be inside of her while watching it.
ChrisG93 8
I think you need to keep your over-active libido between you and your girlfriend buddy.
lordslaya53 14
Should've brought over a shittier movie :p
pattayarick 8
Get a new boyfriend. He's gay.
HortonThelephant 15
Next time take a **** movie :)
capslockisgood 19
Then pull that pose in your profile pic.