Love: Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was...

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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narwhalicious 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

At least he was honest

typical_girl_ 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

He's a keeper

Comments

narwhalicious 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

At least he was honest

pinkster2014 25

Saturday 1 November 2014 10:37

Yeah, at least he warned you.

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 15:54

And at least he was kissing you goodnight, other girls wait for their goodnight kiss and the guy ends up not giving them one

laaryssa 21

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:15

Well that completely sucks all the romance out, sorry OP ?

vipirius 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 10:11

Yeah looks like the boyfriend ruined the mood by trying not to ruin the mood.

logan00_fml 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

Nothing wrong with that. Kinda funny.

Corvo_Attano_4 12

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

Some people are clueless by nature

typical_girl_ 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:19

He's a keeper

Stazza11 27

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:25

I agree. If you can't be yourself around the one you love then it isn't meant to be. And he was trying to hold it in to try and be romantic but at least there was a warning haha.