By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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klovemachine 24

is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(

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klovemachine 24

is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Or maybe, he didn't think you were home and wanted to sing to the man under/above/next to your place. When people found out about his secret bromance, he needed to say he was hitting your window to reach you and this supposed stranger answered.

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Damian95 16

He still wins. Unfortunately beauty fades. Stupid however, does not.

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vanity113 9

Still a better love story than Twilight...

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Joe9024 20

Still one of the most over-used jokes on the Internet

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NickaPLZ 26

65 - That and the arrow to the knee. God I hate that one...

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Hpixiee 23

It's an apartment, what does he expect?

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NickaPLZ 26

That's what I was thinking. My girlfriend lives in this big building where every floor and window looks exactly the same so I can see how that would happen... Not condoning it though, he's still a dipshit for not checking first.

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twaumat 28

either he really is dumb, or he was drunk.

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not_a_robot 15

It could be both, it could be neither. Let's not jump to conclusions here.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

20, this is FML. Where you don't just jump to conclusions, you leap and frolic towards them. In all actuality, that conclusion didn't take very far of a jump to get to. OP's boyfriend is, most definitely, dumb and/or drunk.

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superminty 18

Did somebody throw rocks at your boyfriend's head? Wow, what a clever one.

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Bakarra 22

All he did was disturbs someone's sleep, I don't think that's a reason for death... *pun oblivious*

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Enslaved 36

And what if he started serenading her with Audioslave- "Like a Stone" and ended with Queen- "We Will Rock You"? :P

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not_a_robot 15

Sounds like he threw the "Rock of Ages" (by Def Leppard).

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Sandman366 6

We built this city on roooock and roooolllll.....

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

That was very romantic of him to do that. Too bad it went wrong, but I'm pretty sure everything will turn out fine between you and him.

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Matt_greener 8

Tries to be reassuring, gets downvoted to hell.

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Enslaved 36

So then, you should turn the tables on him and accuse him of cheating with your neighbor since he's the one serenading the wrong window. :P

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Threesome? Haha. Someone had to say it..

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HowieDoIt 21

Actually, no one had to say it, nor should it ever have been uttered in this lifetime.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You are right, I should have said "Someone would have said it" instead of had to say it.

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