Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
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karlcolt45 19
Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH
klovemachine 24
is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(
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klovemachine 24
is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(
XxDevilxXGt 26
Or maybe, he didn't think you were home and wanted to sing to the man under/above/next to your place. When people found out about his secret bromance, he needed to say he was hitting your window to reach you and this supposed stranger answered.
Damian95 16
He still wins. Unfortunately beauty fades. Stupid however, does not.
LightningCactus 12
Stupidity*
jameen 11
I think someone's a bit drunk...
vanity113 9
Still a better love story than Twilight...
Joe9024 20
Still one of the most over-used jokes on the Internet
NickaPLZ 26
65 - That and the arrow to the knee. God I hate that one...
Hpixiee 23
It's an apartment, what does he expect?
NickaPLZ 26
That's what I was thinking. My girlfriend lives in this big building where every floor and window looks exactly the same so I can see how that would happen... Not condoning it though, he's still a dipshit for not checking first.
twaumat 28
either he really is dumb, or he was drunk.
not_a_robot 15
It could be both, it could be neither. Let's not jump to conclusions here.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
20, this is FML. Where you don't just jump to conclusions, you leap and frolic towards them. In all actuality, that conclusion didn't take very far of a jump to get to. OP's boyfriend is, most definitely, dumb and/or drunk.
superminty 18
Did somebody throw rocks at your boyfriend's head? Wow, what a clever one.
HowieDoIt 21
Sounds like he was probably stoned.
Bakarra 22
All he did was disturbs someone's sleep, I don't think that's a reason for death... *pun oblivious*
Enslaved 36
And what if he started serenading her with Audioslave- "Like a Stone" and ended with Queen- "We Will Rock You"? :P
not_a_robot 15
Sounds like he threw the "Rock of Ages" (by Def Leppard).
Sandman366 6
We built this city on roooock and roooolllll.....
karlcolt45 19
Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH
teentee401 36
That made me laugh harder than it should've
Lacist 19
Probably drunk.
IAmJad 18
Of course. Everyone knows that romance=drunk...
thats_my_job 11
Romance fail = drunk
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
That was very romantic of him to do that. Too bad it went wrong, but I'm pretty sure everything will turn out fine between you and him.
Matt_greener 8
Tries to be reassuring, gets downvoted to hell.
Enslaved 36
So then, you should turn the tables on him and accuse him of cheating with your neighbor since he's the one serenading the wrong window. :P
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Threesome? Haha. Someone had to say it..
HowieDoIt 21
Actually, no one had to say it, nor should it ever have been uttered in this lifetime.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
You are right, I should have said "Someone would have said it" instead of had to say it.
lambda_fml 40
#15 Wrong again.