Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

#20548252
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31902) - you deserved it (3945)

On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

meetrasan's life also sucks
Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with…

Lilypad also deserved it
Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so…

Top comments

Well, you might as well make him your queen…

#6 - On 03/18/2013 at 3:57am by FreshPie

See in context

+237 | 27

So close...

#3 - On 03/18/2013 at 3:48am by DocShady

See in context

+224 | 11

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by