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noooooooo 18 March 2013, 00:10 Laurinburg, United States

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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milkybear 15 June 2010, 07:11 United States

Misunderstanding of the night

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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Anonymous1221 21 November 2016, 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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KL. 5 June 2009, 19:46 Canada

Misleading

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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NotCuteEnough 24 August 2009, 21:27 United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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plasticfantastic 25 April 2009, 12:18 United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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Anonymous 13 May 2017, 12:00

Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML

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Anonymous 8 June 2009, 01:36 United States

The Lady in Red

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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poorclubgoer 14 November 2009, 10:11 United States

Rave on

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Anonymous 14 July 2023, 00:02 Zollikerberg, Switzerland

Sibling rivalry

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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C2 17 January 2009, 23:17 Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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DocShady 11

18 March 2013, 08:48

So close...

audreyfml1994 15

18 March 2013, 08:46

Take it as a compliment.

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audreyfml1994 15

18 March 2013, 08:46

Take it as a compliment.

DragonPorn 15

20 September 2014, 04:50

He's actually playing the game... some girls fall for that trick and become friends with the dude, and then end up sleeping with him by the end of the night. Play the game, know the game. So no #1, not a compliment, he was trying to get closer to her. Girls feel okay around gays since they won't constantly come onto you, but that's the trick in what he's doing.