Love: Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 12:00

Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML

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By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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Don't stare

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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Yeah, that probably wouldn't work

By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 03:30

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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Obey!

By twinkygaymer - 27/06/2020 02:02

Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML

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seasonedtoast 19

Saturday 13 May 2017 12:29

It's a trap. Don't comment. Don't touch it.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 13 May 2017 12:29

He was looking to be blown, not blown off.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 13 May 2017 12:29

He was looking to be blown, not blown off.

seasonedtoast 19

Saturday 13 May 2017 12:29

It's a trap. Don't comment. Don't touch it.

species4872 19

Saturday 13 May 2017 20:29

Very perceptive.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 May 2017 15:36

What a dick move! Because you made his dick move.

idk_rose 25

Saturday 13 May 2017 17:10

I was gonna make a joke about attractive guys but I guess they're all taken.

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Saturday 13 May 2017 17:16

Was he, by chance, drunk at the time? I'm gay, and I've had (usually drunk) guys do similar things to me, such as a black guy who once called me a racist (I'm white) because I turned him down. It really, REALLY would not have helped to defend myself -- I could have said in all honesty, "No, I do date black guys, but I just don't find you attractive. I am very specifically not attracted to YOU," but that just seemed like it would not have made him feel any better. So I walked away, figuring that if he was halfway emotionally mature, he would figure it out for himself someday , perhaps as early as the next day when he was sober again.

Mynxie 26

Saturday 13 May 2017 17:40

Oh everyone now needs to be a victim and through around the bigot card, no matter what you do. I would told him to screw off and put the victim card back in the deck. You aren't a bigot doe being straight. He is just overly sensitive and needs a reality credit. Stupid SJWs.

RockPrincess26 16

Sunday 14 May 2017 15:24

I agree.

Mynxie 26

Saturday 13 May 2017 17:40

*check

acmariner99 25

Saturday 13 May 2017 20:02

This kind of thing is way not ok.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 13 May 2017 21:16

at least you gave it to him straight

Aiden89 23

Sunday 14 May 2017 4:47

Take the compliment either way?

RinoaHeartilly 36

Sunday 14 May 2017 5:46

A person coming on to you and then freaking out when you reject them is not a compliment. Stop excusing this kind of behavior.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 14 May 2017 8:39

I meant the compliment of being attractive

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