Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Demote him to homeless status.
Kitsi 14
I'd demote his lame ass to EX-boyfriend status.
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Demote him to homeless status.
scarface90 8
How does he demote his fiancée to girlfriend? Does he take back the proposal and the ring but they still date?? Do yourself a favor OP and dodge that bullet before he demotes you from wife to fiancée if you get married
abu4u 26
I think someone didn't get his steak and ******* on march 14th.
Thr33to16 8
Nice job assuming they live together and that op owns the place.
gotaplanstan 28
I'm just curious #1, if you ran into Maria, what would happen???
CsHx 16
You're hot
OBTrice 15
While I see your point she can't make him homeless we don't know if he owns their home or if she does. I think the correct phrase is demote him to single status.
Kitsi 14
I'd demote his lame ass to EX-boyfriend status.
berichsoon 11
That would be firing his lame ass, wouldn't it?
Vashen 5
Why do people immediately use the 'Dump them' or 'Sue them' cards? I understand sometimes its inevitable, but on occasion it can be resolved by a discussion.
Chumsword 8
Are you asking for maturity and communication to be brought into relationships? The nerve....
blackphoenix0010 8
Well, if he's right next to you, I don't know, ask him WHY, maybe?
MsConfusedd 27
Keep the ring.
TheNewGuy03 28
That is some fantastic advice.
NickaPLZ 26
There may be more to this... Yeah I got nothing. Leave him.
gotaplanstan 28
Maybe he was tired from being sick and still having to do the dishes after coming home from work?
Twinn4ever 13
Leave him.. then you can get the house to yourself..
nerdchic 5
There's probably a reason you got demoted. Maybe you shouldn't do things for him to demote you. Ever thought of that?
shorty6823 28
There's still no reason he couldn't have talked to her to her face about those problems
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Demote? Ha! Fire him if he can't tell you to your face.
laurenasabutton 26
I'm wondering if the text explained anything, or if it simply said to check Facebook?
ohSNAPyall 26
Or if the text was from a friend asking WTF happened.
Catkam623 27
Pawn the ring, then when he does re-propose make him get you a new one.