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Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32362) - you deserved it (11553)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

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A boyfriend who cares about your appearance, is proactive and willing to take initiative- why are you complaining?

#3 - On 03/15/2013 at 12:33am by oj101

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Hey he sounds pretty versatile to me! I'd take him ANYDAY!

#1 - On 03/15/2013 at 12:31am by NothernNightmare

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