By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
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perdix 29

So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"

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hotscar 3

wow... all I have to say. but why the star wars store?

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Blazingcrono 6

Think about it; where else can you use "I am your father" line?

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Ali_Br_fml 33

And this guy is supposed to be his father's BEST FRIEND?? I wonder what his worst enemy did...

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jazziness 12

I was thinking the same thing… star wars grow up

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Ashl3y15 0

wait mabe that was the best way to tell yu !

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kimberlyk121 6

maybe he was joking when he said it wasn't a joke

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konpaito 5

ooh.. maybe he thought that was the best way to break it to you. as a dad he wouldn't know how you'd take it if you've been lied to for 18 years>> I don't know what the full story is but at least give him a hug?

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danz123 7

Why not take the helmet off him, put on your own imitation, and tell him, "who cares, this will not change anything." Take it off, tell him he's a massive douche, kick him in the balls, and leave. :D

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perdix 29

So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"

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ZeeBest86 6

actually princess Leah would be Darth Vader's daughter and Luke's twin sister...his mom would be Padme...sorry to kill your joke.

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perdix 29

If you're correcting me on Star Wars trivia, shouldn't you be able to spell Leia correctly? ;)

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MerrikBarbarian 9

that'd be Padme unless you are thinking incest as well. :p

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ZeeBest86 6

Good point Perdix...As long as you understood who I was talking about... ;-D

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chuchaiilabss 19

he didnt get the joke hahaha Lay yah as in liar ?

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mintcar 9

Well...let's just pretend that it was a joke. Eh? Eh?

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