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Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30514) - you deserved it (5180)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Meghan (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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maybe you just read the "flirting" signs wrong?

#2 - On 02/22/2013 at 4:09am by whiteboy896

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He probably just thinks you're a good friend of his. You obviously took his over kindness for flirting. Or he's a jerk.

#8 - On 02/22/2013 at 4:37am by Lauren324

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