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Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30356) - you deserved it (3636)

On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

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Maybe he knew -.-

#1 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:50pm by tanekdrachonae

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YDI for being so darn cute ;)

#10 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:55pm by Coop817

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