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Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 3:09am - love - by deflower (man) - United States (California)

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I'm curious to know how she found out you weren't "pure."

#1 - On 01/22/2013 at 10:10am by iamabamf

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I'm sure she thought you slept in different bedrooms, and coordinated your schedules so you could avoid each other until you were married.

#3 - On 01/22/2013 at 10:13am by PipingMouse

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