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Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38224) - you deserved it (6779)

On 01/03/2013 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Did you also suggest getting married on the same day as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

#1 - On 01/03/2013 at 12:40pm by Apollyo

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Whether this is an FML or YDI depends on the movie.

#2 - On 01/03/2013 at 12:42pm by Soloman212

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