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Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.

#7 - On 12/27/2012 at 3:11am by jjtothemax17

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LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that

#10 - On 12/27/2012 at 3:13am by waterkins

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