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Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML


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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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You should've told her that if it wasn't for fornication, she wouldn't be here right now.

#3 - On 12/25/2012 at 6:16am by LeeRed

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Should've replied with: "Then why do you have a son?" and walked out of there with your head held up high. Course, you probably wouldn't be allowed back in after a stunt like that.

#5 - On 12/25/2012 at 6:17am by thejewishfuhrer

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