By un_christmas - 25/12/2012 06:41 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
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LeeRed 15

You should've told her that if it wasn't for fornication, she wouldn't be here right now.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Should've replied with: "Then why do you have a son?" and walked out of there with your head held up high. Course, you probably wouldn't be allowed back in after a stunt like that.

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heyy_tharr_ 5

Oh. He was "doing the dishes." I get it.

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aardvarkish 15

I totally would have said, "It's OK. I'm just masturbating."

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paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Sorry but if you didn't want this to happen, you should've avoided doing sth she loathes in her own home. :-/

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Migole 36

Like being in his room and lying/sitting on his bed? :D Overreaction much?(the mum) OP never said a word about them actually having sex there.

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winkydog4056 16

Jesus Christ on a piece of toast! Your boy toy posted today too, after finding his mom boozed out on the sofa with a knocked over tree and presents scattered all over. Yep, FYL...

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destroyu 8

Should have let her know it's her fault!

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Sly_Assassin 11

You should've said that you couldn't possibly do anything since you were in two different parts of the house

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raphael1123 13

Define Fornication.

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CharresBarkrey 15

It has been, multiple times in previous comments.

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