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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33808) - you deserved it (2508)

On 12/16/2012 at 3:31am - love - by ghost? - Australia (Western Australia)

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That's pretty damn low to use a relative's death like that as an excuse just to not have to be with you for a day.

And was he foolish enough to think you'd never find out later? I'm not a complete fan of "dump him" but I don't really like your boyfriend OP

#1 - On 12/16/2012 at 12:50pm by boating_guy

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Maybe it was his other grandma?

#2 - On 12/16/2012 at 12:52pm by jaylaufers

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