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Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20890) - you deserved it (2461)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Doesn't that juice stain! I would get some stain remover if I was you...

#3 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:49am by zebraumicornz

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I would keep my eye on her if I were you.

#2 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:48am by lolmigosh

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