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Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15897) - you deserved it (1900)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

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No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!

#2 - On 12/13/2012 at 5:39am by wildsweetchild

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If you keep taking the counsellors words seriously and shut your self out it'll do you no good. A few bad relations does not mean you're doomed for life!~ Good luck OP

#4 - On 12/13/2012 at 5:46am by Mideoyeo

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