Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 351
You deserved it 3 274

Same thing different taste

Top comments

wildsweetchild 19

No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!

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Oh really? So I'll become your friend. And I'm running short of money so give me all of money you have, buddy?

chriisteex 10

Hope you're not paying for that counselor!

Why? Maybe now that he established that he can fix the problem.

catkat1988 17

Sounds like an amazing councelor. What about helping you reach a point where you are ready for a serious, committed relationship instead? Don't worry too much, though, there is no way your councelor can know that for sure. I've known many people I thought incapable of having a good relationship - that is, until they actually found the right person.

Maybe this is an indicator of a need for a therapist, seeing as a professional thinks you're that emotionally unstable. Either that or you've got one huge ****-up of a counselor who gave up too soon

NeuroticBitch 8

OP are you sure you're not a cat. ;)

DragonText 4

Maybe you should learn from what people tell you or past relationships. If its the "type" of partner maybe try a different "type". If something's been wrong with EVERY relationship it might not be your partners. It may be you. Work on yourself as we'll, that's always a good thing. Good luck

Hey, at least you won't be one of those too popular for their own good kinds of people!

Ever? Well, that's disappointing. Hopefully, it's just until your counseling sessions are complete. Can't be in a stable relationship if you're unstable single.:P

The double entendre in OP's name is outstanding.