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Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Send him revealing pictures of his car, with you on it.

#4 - On 12/10/2012 at 10:08am by wagne057

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some guys have weird obsessions with cars. That's the way my dad is.

#2 - On 12/10/2012 at 10:07am by hockeychicl003

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