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Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23080) - you deserved it (3041)

On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

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Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...

#1 - On 10/24/2012 at 4:11pm by ichliebekekse

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I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
Till I woke up on
On the concrete

#9 - On 10/24/2012 at 4:14pm by Enslaved

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