Love: Charming

Charming

By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 369

You deserved it 3 594

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 019

You deserved it 5 138

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 243

You deserved it 6 174

By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 920

You deserved it 666

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 467

You deserved it 3 377

By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 117

You deserved it 22 854

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 829

You deserved it 3 165

How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 443

You deserved it 3 626

Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 680

You deserved it 4 824

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 526

You deserved it 2 666

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 894

You deserved it 7 716

ichliebekekse 11

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:14

I wish I knew then What I know now Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Gravity hurts You made it so sweet Till I woke up on On the concrete

Comments

Futacy 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:17

Instead of going next door and asking for help, he goes inside to watch TV? Okay, that's just pitiful, FYL.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:17

Well Alice to bad you didn't wake up in Wonderland.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:19

He needs to start working out with the OP from one FML down.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:20

OP's BF: "Damn, I can't lift her. Should I go next door for help? Naw screw it, I'm going inside to catch some Jersey Shore."

BulldogHoops 14

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:22

Can't miss those giant leaps backward for humanity

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:24

If I were you, I would wonder if he's the man I want to grow old with. I sincerely doubt it.

Thelic 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:14

Bring thoughts of "help!, I can't get up" commercial but with a cut scene to and old fart sitting in his lazy boy watching TV...

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:28

he could have at least woke you up.

RebelYell14 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:29

Get over yourself. Is he really too weak or is the truth of the matter that you're too heavy?

russellohh 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:30

No, he didn't use her as a human shield. But when a loved one randomly collapses, and you go watch tv? That's not just being stupid. Even my dog would freak out and run for help if that happened. Not only is the bf a jerk ,there's a good chance he has a pretty serious disability in there too.

saIty 17

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:32

Look on the bright side. At least, he didn't drag you to your home while your neighbors got the wrong idea. Then because your neighbors got the wrong idea, they'll call the police to arrest your boyfriend. Don't let your boyfriend get arrested.