Love: Romantic

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 165

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 165

You deserved it 4 949

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 452

You deserved it 3 598

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 300

You deserved it 5 107

By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 474

You deserved it 7 207

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 615

You deserved it 4 101

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 403

You deserved it 4 468

By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 215

You deserved it 3 203

Boot camp

By oohrahgal - 14/02/2019 16:32 - United States - Clementon

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 164

You deserved it 30 317

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 087

You deserved it 3 540

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 467

You deserved it 3 376

DEXter501 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:35

... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:06

a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.

Comments

bheinlein3 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:12

lmao

ey3seecold 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:24

hump his head and face plant him !.

EpicPear 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:56

Oh look! Texas... That * explains it.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:06

a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.

ColetteL 4

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:24

Little did he know? Did he not notice you weren't on his shoulder? Perhaps you meant to say "Little did he know he was going to..."

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:40

I imagined that ouchhhh how did you not break anything?! hmmph. dammit now I'm so curious I have to try it.

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:47

He must not be from Texas. Real Texans treat women better than that!

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:51

yes. they like to use whips to round em up.

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:55

Yeehaw 41! ;)

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:59

yippty bippity boppity boo. yes I speak Texan.

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 13:02

Haha! I am actually from the city, so I don't sound like I am a true Texan :/

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 13:31

oh. so you're not 'that' type of Texan. don't tell me you don't even own a cowboy hat.

Dr_PooPingDung 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:59

Shutup you bitches ^^ VV

humzizzl3 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:42

hahahhaa this is funny

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 18:11

I actually own 2. hahaha 0:)

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:52

oh. well can I have one?

kboy1234 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:15

can't blame him... he was at least trying to be romantic... give him a break ...

knoll4007 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:17

He needs more practice(:

Reyann 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 0:29

lol yea let him practice (:

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:18

This is some wonderful shit..

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:21

Ouch. He should've been more careful. His intentions were sweet though!

mz_booty 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:42

agreed

a_girl_i_know 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:25

That reminds me of a time that I face-planted, that was my own fault though. But seriously, I would have been Pissed at my bf if that happened to me, if your bf can't handle the momentum that comes with lifting someone like that, they shouldn't be trying to lift anyone up.

Garytt 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:25

pics :D

schwancy 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:31

Carpet, Tile, or hardwood?

DEXter501 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:35

... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

Kgirl2cute 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:59

11, exactly what I thought (:

kindlystfupls 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:00

lol I agree. I was thinking he must be like 2.5 feet tall if she was over his shoulder yet still face-planted... hmm never know maybe he's a little person. lol

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:51

Agreed! People don't know how to form grammatically correct sentences or punctuation in FMLs. Sometimes they. just. use. too. many. periods. too.

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 14 December 2010 13:06

Spend five minutes modding the FML submissions. They make this one look like a work of genius. How do people get through life without being able to string a sentence together?