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Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML

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On 10/20/2012 at 4:49am - love - by Enragedbitch - United States (California)

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He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.

#3 - On 10/20/2012 at 10:13am by Mioko

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That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy.

I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*

#4 - On 10/20/2012 at 10:13am by rattusrattus

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