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Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26198) - you deserved it (3605)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I think every vulnerable person to the flu should get the vaccine, however, medical decisions should be approved by both parents.

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 2:31am by betseyville

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Bitches be crazy. Seriously. It drives me nuts when parents consider all vaccines to be harmful. There's a reason they need vaccinations to go to school.

#3 - On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am by hayyyyleyyyybaby

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