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Today, I took a pregnancy test. I was disappointed it was negative, as my fiancé and I have been together for four years and have a strong relationship. He danced with happiness when he discovered the test was negative and tried to high-five me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10792) - you deserved it (21263)

On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom

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If you're hoping to get pregnant without talking and agreeing upon it with your partner first, that's really not on. Thank god it was negative.

#1 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:15pm by fwongraven

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Maybe I just think old school but isn't the wedding supposed to come before babies?

#3 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:17pm by sstaskie

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