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Today, I took a pregnancy test. I was disappointed it was negative, as my fiancé and I have been together for four years and have a strong relationship. He danced with happiness when he discovered the test was negative and tried to high-five me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12577) - you deserved it (23501)

On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom

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If you're hoping to get pregnant without talking and agreeing upon it with your partner first, that's really not on. Thank god it was negative.

#1 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:15pm by fwongraven

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If he's your fiancé for four years, that means he's still not ready to commit. A baby would probably force him to marry you, something he's been avoiding for years.

#2 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:16pm by perdix

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