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Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (3419)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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I'm curious if he went face first in food...

#2 - On 09/28/2012 at 9:55am by Ruler3000

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Throw a bucket of cold water on him to see if he "wakes" up.

#3 - On 09/28/2012 at 9:56am by matt98

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