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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML


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On 09/24/2012 at 4:15am - love - by Alright. (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Terrible excuse. You deserve someone better!

#2 - On 09/24/2012 at 10:03am by Sunako

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Is he a year old and you're eight months old? After that, the 4 month age difference should be acceptable.

#5 - On 09/24/2012 at 10:04am by 123man

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