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Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015