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Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 1:32am - love - by SuzyTurquoiseBlu (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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What a bitch of her. It was your special day first, they can het hitched any other day.

#2 - On 08/29/2012 at 10:08am by littlelia

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An evil sister-in-law. I bet she pressured her fiancé into changing the date. She wants you miserable. :O
Reminds me of the movie "You Again".

#4 - On 08/29/2012 at 10:08am by NoorFML

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