Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2012 at 6:21pm / Love
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Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.
#2 - On 08/27/2012 at 8:01pm by deadxwedding84
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At least he's creative.
#1 - On 08/27/2012 at 8:00pm by lilabooluvr2
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