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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (2435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

#2 - On 08/27/2012 at 8:01pm by deadxwedding84

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At least he's creative.

#1 - On 08/27/2012 at 8:00pm by lilabooluvr2

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