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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35756) - you deserved it (10431) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

#2 - On 08/23/2012 at 6:13pm by bibbster18

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Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.

#3 - On 08/23/2012 at 6:13pm by gribbles

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