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Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18429) - you deserved it (4644)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

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The horniness is strong with this one.

#3 - On 08/16/2012 at 1:00pm by SkoomaKi

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May the force be with you

#1 - On 08/16/2012 at 12:59pm by 4rmMiami

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