Love: Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my...

By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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4rmMiami 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:59

May the force be with you

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:00

The horniness is strong with this one.

Comments

KiiwiiRox 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:02

Hahaha your boyfriend is awesome! He's just trying to have a little fun.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:04

That is amazing.

ebonyirony 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:34

That's why I thought. It's like fyl for not liking it.

sougstad 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:04

And your problem is??

flutter4 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:33

I know! At least the man has a sense of humor and he doesn't have a stick shoved up his ass.

bjoernabee 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:05

"come to the dark side, i have a penis"

AH1Zviper 15

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:29

Welcome to the dark side... Are you surprised I lied about having a penis?!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:06

I hope you were wearing a gold bikini under your clothes.

ElatedEarthling 15

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:06

He is the true Dark Lord of the ****.

Larawk 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:07

Should have waved your hand in his face and told him "these are not the boobs you're looking for"

Blackyx3 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:07

Awesome... I like this guy

niplipsip 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:09

**** his life for being with someone so humorless. The Darth Vader thing? funny and cute as hell. Lighten up a little, OP.

Zdoggg 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:15

Word. The things people say Fml about...

Zdoggg 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:24

Why does every moment of couch cuddle time have to be romantic? Laughing is better sometimes and it's on her to know his type of humor before dating him