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Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23728) - you deserved it (3846)

On 08/11/2012 at 12:38pm - love - by what the actual fuck (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I love your username, OP.

#3 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:23pm by JustDerpin

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The line, he crossed it.

#4 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:23pm by MURIKKA

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