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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm - love - by Taylor (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You should ask him if he uses penis enlargement pills.

#2 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:44pm by ap7diamonds

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Op just paint her face like joker and then say "why so serious?" to him.

#6 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:51pm by muzy

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