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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML

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On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

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That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

#1 - On 07/15/2012 at 1:14pm by mbusey

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Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

#6 - On 07/15/2012 at 1:16pm by trippythehippy

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