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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25109) - you deserved it (2859)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:03am - love - by anidiotskeeper (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

#1 - On 07/12/2012 at 6:02am by KBeatz

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Well you came for the booty didn't you?

#5 - On 07/12/2012 at 6:04am by j4gerb0mblitz

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