Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2012 at 12:22am / Love
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He's just nervous in his own skin around your parents. So he tried taking it off.
#3 - On 07/01/2012 at 6:18am by JFurr
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He must have been attacked by one of those vicious cougars, if you catch my drift.
#6 - On 07/01/2012 at 6:24am by SovietBarney
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