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Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35064) - you deserved it (1736)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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You let her come back?

#1 - On 06/30/2012 at 12:20am by newbiehere99

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Bitches be crazy.

#6 - On 06/30/2012 at 12:21am by CoolBroStory

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