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By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 June 2012 16:46 / Ireland - Bagenalstown
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By  MrBoredGuy  |  18

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  bertman21  |  28

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  rainbowsforall  |  28

You're right, i see lots where someone lets one rip at an interview or just meeting the in-laws. That's certainly not proffessional but people need to lern to loosen up and understand people make mistakes and we're all human and need to fart and can't always control it.

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  folfg0  |  28

Okay. Sooo... From this I can tell 5 things. 1. Your hot. 2. You have a lot of guys in the friend zone. 3. You like most girls go for the hot, jock, rebels. 4. You pick, em and they dick ya. 5. You have been in an abusive relationship.

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  blissmarie  |  28

VIPwhenever - Oh my god please stop doing that. I know you're just really stoked to see some fellow kpop fans on here as well but no one really cares. ( I meant to say that in the nicest way possible. Here's a smiley to prove it :) )

By  MrBoredGuy  |  18

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  ferrousWheel  |  18

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  Shrike  |  18

^ People like you make misogynistic generalizations like that, then you wonder why you're "friend-zoned." Hahaha! Hint: girls aren't just objects to own or stick your 2-inch dick into.

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  ferrousWheel  |  18

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  Shrike  |  18

Sure it happens both ways, but that's like saying a lot of humans kill each other. There's assholes everywhere. I'm just sick of hearing so-called guys bitching about being "friend-zoned", cause the truth of the matter is that the majority of the people I've heard bitching about it are really just creepy weirdos anyway, who see girls as objects to control and make dependent on them. It's sick. No means no.

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  ferrousWheel  |  18

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  Shrike  |  18

You had me at "the word bitch is misogynistic". I won't waste my time. Bottom line is if you "need" to have a girlfriend or boyfriend to feel good or secure about yourself, much less to stop you whining about how unfair it is that someone doesn't want to give their life up just cause you're infatuated with them, then you've got problems and shouldn't be around people anyway.

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Why do guys get so angry for being 'friend-zoned'? If she's not interested, then she's not interested and if you don't like being a friend, then quit being such instead of bitching about it. We all get turned down every now and then, just move on. Guys complaining about 'friend-zoning' always make it sound like women never experience the same thing.

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  Insane_Tea  |  18

I'm just wondering where this phrase "friend-zone" started. Now roll with me on this. I speculate it's from today's sex crazed society. Everywhere you look someone is selling something to improve sex or they're selling sex. Hell, I've heard so many people my own age talk about it as if its just something to do JUSTfor fun, and not very personal act of two people. But it's not. Sex is not to be taken lightly. Anyway that was my "friend zone"/sex/prostitution conspiracy theory.

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  cradle6  |  18

lol what a mean and untrue generalization about friendzoned guys. Most of the guys I've known that had friendzone issues were the shy ones who were usually too chicken to make a move on the girls they liked soon enough. All pretty nice guys as far as I remember. The ones who saw women as objects did not have a friendzone problem, quite the contrary. They'd either be the douchebags who hit on every single girl at parties or the creeps that girls wouldn't even talk to. My advice to friendzoned guys would be to make your intentions known immediately. Be a man. And if a girl says she only likes you like a friend, end the friendship (not meanly by any means, but if you want something romantic and she doesn't, move on).

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87--YES!! I totally agree. Sometimes you just have to fight for what you want. If you feel that strongly about someone, go for it. You have nothing to lose. Friend-zoned can be a bitch place to be, but it's not a life sentence. Try it. She may be feeling the same way and just waiting for you to speak up.

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  Sidel  |  18

I don't understand the whole friend-zone thing. Is it that hard to realise that you might like people, but not want to date them? And 87, "end the friendship"? Seriously? That's not gonna help you get a date.

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  randii_17  |  18

Girls can be put into the "friend zone" as well, but that's just another way of saying that the guy isn't interested in them in a romantic way. People get rejected. Shit happens. :(

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  gabe222  |  18

Where does friend zoning have to do with the FML of her boyfriend not speaking to her cuz she farted lol. Not trying to troll, just madly off topic. Anyway, everyone farts, sorry your boyfriend is just too immature to grasp that concept.

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  Ninjasaurus18  |  18

20- Shallow=Bad. Stupid bitch. And, looks are a factor. Who doesn't want to be attracted to the person they're dating? Who wants to date Fat Bastard from Austin Powers? So yes, looks are a factor. But shouldn't be the only thing. Like with Twilight. That (and smell) are the only thing their relashionship depends on.

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  egc573  |  18

140: I disagree. While 20 is quite wrong on a few things, her opinion that shallow =/= bad is not one of them. If it was, then every single fan of the Twilight series (the most popular shallow romance of the decade) is a bad person. Every single one. Don't get me wrong, shallow people can be annoying and incredibly immature, but are they bad? No. (And 20, I hope you don't take this philosophy with you out in the real world. Your cynicism might be business-as-usual on FML, but it makes for a lonely life outside of it.)

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  xd3box  |  18

Shrike, when guys describe the friend zone, they are speaking of good guys who get put into it. Weirdos are the exception. They are the people who are in the friend zone for a reason. Good guys are usually put in by circumstance. I'm talking legitimate friends who haven't thought of dating one another. Then the guy finds that he is attracted to her in his teen years, but the girl is still not seeing him as a boyfriend. Not because of how he looks, but because of what they have been in past times. That's my description of the friend zone.

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As a girl who has been "friend-zoned" and has done the same to some awesome, amazing people, I just want to say that you friend zone somebody because everybody has seperate preferances and some people just aren't who you are looking for. That doesn't mean that you don't care about them, it's that you find them appealing in a non-romantic way, or you just haven't seen them in that light. I married my best friend who was "friend zoned" by me for years before we finally established a relationship, and that was when I WASN'T looking. I realized the amazing qualities in him that I hadn't noticed before, because I was so desperate. Point on point is I seemed to be looking for arse-holes. The point is, when you are so desperate as to the point where you constantly need to be in a relationship, you are going to get a crappy relationship. It happens. But sometimes, when you actually look in the right places or just let life happen, you can fall into the brightest spots. I know from experiance :)

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  aruam365  |  38

Why bother dating someone so finicky? If you ever hope to have biological children, you should know that most women defecate during childbirth and I'd assume you would want your partner to be present, so dating someone who can't handle a fart isn't an amazing idea.

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Totally agree. Like he doesnt fart?! Everybody farts and sometimes it just happens. Now, if you were ripping a nasty one at your child's communion prayer, that'd be one thing...FYL for dating a douche.

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  Jessj958  |  17

Agreed. I wonder if guys will ever stop being immature and realize that EVERYBODY has embarrassing body functions they sometimes can't control. I met a guy once who swore that girls don't poop!

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  katieeamberr  |  17

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  OhDearBetrayal  |  18

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  OhDearBetrayal  |  18

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  PlaySpades  |  18

45- He called her a pig. That sounds more like he was referring to the fart in general, not in context. He's clearly one of those guys who wants his girlfriend to be a perfect, delicate flower instead of a real person.

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  pdp_fml  |  39

I do this almost all the time when I get ready for bed in front of my wife. Sometimes I rip some really smelly ones and she goes and lights up a candle that she keeps handy for just such an occasion.

By  perdix  |  37

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  cowgirl69  |  37

Strike one - who doesn't fart loud sometimes Strike two - it was an accident how could OP mute it of she didn't know it was happening Strike three - the jerk hung up before OP could say anything Just a few problems with your strikes

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