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Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19326) - you deserved it (2823)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)

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Time to move on to another cashier

#1 - On 06/21/2012 at 12:52pm by I_Punch_Babies

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Perhaps she is testing you. She calls more cashiers to see who you'll go to. Maybe she likes you too. Or she doesn't like you. Good luck OP

#5 - On 06/21/2012 at 12:53pm by christge1beast

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