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Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (1907)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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restraining order?

#2 - On 06/18/2012 at 3:05am by astoryofroses

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If the girls you're trying to date don't give you a chance to explain or prove that crazy psycho bitch wrong, they aren't worth your time.

#5 - On 06/18/2012 at 3:06am by lajaynay

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